Jimmy

This is a description I did for homework.

Once there was a stupid, disgusting man called Jimmy. Jimmy was the fattest man ever to walk the face of the earth. Not that he walked much. The furtherest he ever went was between the lounge and the fridge (which was approximately ten meters.)

Jimmy's diet consisted of fish and chips, butter chicken, sausages, and chocolate. All of this he ordered online or on his phone because he couldn't be bothered getting up. When the delivery man arrived, he said in a rusty voice, “Come in, the money's over there!” Surprisingly, Jimmy was rich. He was a gambler and had won tonnes of money.

All day he sat around playing gory games on his Wii, like Halo a Billion, Battles of King Kong, and Mario Gets Stabbed. He'd swear at the Wii every time something went wrong.

Jimmy's house smelt like old fish and unwashed underpants, but it was surprisingly clean. Because Jimmy never got up off the lounge he couldn't make much mess. He put his empty takeaway containers next to the lounge and a cleaner would come around once a week and take them all out to the bin.

Jimmy himself had ripped clothes (since he was getting fatter all the time), butter chicken spilt down the front of him, and teeth as black as the night. It was amazing that he still had teeth, since he could never be bothered to brush them. He had no friends – not that he cared – but kept a bull terrier to guard his house.

Jimmy was the most stupid, disgusting man in the world. He is still alive today and lives in Romania.